Well. This is Surprising.

The Drudge Report is a piece of shit hack website, but every once in a while I like to pop over to see what RED SIREN!! histrionics they're going on about, so I just did and say this "headline":

I was gonna write in a smarmy, sexy, "oh no he DI-'int!", maybe doubling my normal sexy, line about the irony of this, but then it turns out it wasn't a cop that died, but a fucking dog.

Seems somewhat misleading.