Yes, I Am Awesome (Yawn)

The last two days, I've made the greatest scrambled eggs of my  generation  life.  I think the key is that I started tilting the pan so it all pools together, then I stir, therein letting more air in and making them fluffier.  Keeping as much egg off the surface of the pan seems to be key as well.

And you people thought all I was was a devilish genius with a clown shoe for a penis.  Ha!  FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!