Dagwood Bumstead Needs to Come Out of the Closet

HERE WE GO AGAIN - instead of pawing all over his insanely hot wife, Dagwood is doing...what?  Trending surveys while watching Wheel of Fortune?  Are you fucking shitting me?  If I had that big-tittied fox for a wife I'd be doing things that would make the other comics run off the page from fright.  Garfield would sleep with the fucking lights on.  For fuck's sake.