Me. I'm Pretty Awesome.

It's hard to even fathom how insufferable I'd be if I was actually good-looking; earlier today I was strolling through Manhattan ("The City", as I call it) in a shirt & tie and all I could think of was "YOU, sir, have got it going on!"  Meanwhile, anyone seeing me would think they were looking at an ox sweating through a bedsheet.  But hey, Imma be me, h8rs!