Rick Perry is a Goddam Genius

Now he's using food to get out of answering questions about previous stupid things he's said.  Awesome.  How great would it be if he keeps that up?  Gnawing on a turkey leg during a debate, hiding his head behind cotton candy while out and about?  "Mr. Perry, what's your - " "I'm eating, dammit!"  Gains 200 lbs, wins the presidency without saying a word.  Even better than the Vinnie Barbarino defense!