Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Things I'm 100% Certain About

We're all just sitting around waiting for the inevitable "J-Lo dips her toes back into the dating world!" reality show, aren't we?  And, just like with Denise Richards being a "small town girl from Illinois!", we're gonna hafta endure an endless stream of insisting that guys who wanna date her BETTER be okay with her simply being "Jenny from the block!", right?

Fucking christ.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There was a slight hubbub about Jenny having a sex tape leak from way back with another husband. But I keep wondering if there isn't an Affleck/J-Lo tape somewhere. And if so, where would that rank among imaginary celeb sextapes? I'm sure a Pitt/Jolie tape would be #1, but what are some others that would be sought after?

Oddballs that I'd like to see discovered:
Burt & Lonnie
Brooklyn Decker & Andy Roddick
Mia & Frank

And of course, would a Sniffy tape be the greatest of all-time? Do Angels' tears make unicorns?