Monday, September 12, 2011

As Usual, I Was Born Too Late.

7) Where did the myth about sexy, slutty flight attendants begin? The stereotype is of gorgeous horny babes banging dudes at every layover. I don't fly a lot, but every time I do the attendant is usually, if not a flaming dude, some spinster who weighs in at 400lbs. She's out of breath while showing us what to do in case we crash, and constantly scraping my shoulder with her fat ass every time she squeezes by. What the fuck. - XMASTIME
Presumably because there's some "gee, don't we remind you of Mad Men?" rip-off show is  coming on this fall about flight attendants who, let me guess, are ridiculously hot, Slate has a snappy little sideshow of when flight attendants were "flight attendants, man."  Sigh.  Nom nom nom!

"Ribbed?"

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