Thursday, September 15, 2011

BREAKING NEWS


I wonder if Boehner's speech is going to mention lowering taxes, tightening belts, and deregulation. I wonder if he'll say that in doing these things the beast of capitalism will finally be unleashed, no thanks to Obama's doing exactly those things to a record-setting degree strangling noble capitalism.

Of course, I'm not a political genius who can see minutes into the future, so I have no idea - for all I know, he's gonna talk about titties, or muymblety-peg. As we know, when it comes to these things Republicans are real mysteries.

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