Finally, Something About Sarah Palin That Makes Sense

I'd have put my money on Gary Grant, figuring his name could fool her into banging him ("I LOVE famous actors!!"), but apparently Sniffenstein had a one-night stand with Glen Rice in 1987. Besides noting that 23 years later I don't think I've seen anybody go on a hot streak like Rice during the 1989 NCAA tournament, I wonder if Palin, being the brainiac that she is, thought that by sleeping with a black man named Rice she was not only quenching her fetish for black men, but also Asian men.