Happy Birfday illWill!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

The Wilson Boys are Some Bloody Motherscratchers

Our birthdays:

Brothatime!!
December 8
Body count: Only one, but it was one of the greatest cultural icons in history; impossible to figure the number of lives his music saved (John Lennon's not Brothatime!!'s)

Xmastime
July 14
Body count: 108 at the storming of the Bastille and another 30,000+ during the French Revolution (not even including another 230K from the Vendée.) Also died: the French monarchy.

illWill
September 11
Body count: 2,996, plus another 4,400 US soldiers (and counting) along with tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians, to say nothing of kicking off the crumbling of the American empire and a trillion dollars.

Meanwhile:

Sistatime!
April 22
Body count: our nation's unrelenting thirst to pollute our planet with no consequences (the first Earth Day)

Ha!

"Don't fuck with us. Seriously, I'd move on if I was you."