Ken Singleton is Awesome, Part XLII

Some dipshit from the Orioles just struck out for the fifth time today, prompting Michale Kay to say "Well, four strikeouts in a game is the Golden Sombrero, but I don't know what five is."

Ken Singleton: Platinum, baby.

Ha!  (Course, it's no snakes on a plane, but still...oooooh, or his What's Happening! line!!!!)