Speaking of Upskirting,

I believe I've mentioned it before, but someone smarter than me has to nail down the equation, as per

(number of inches skirt's above knees) x (height in inches of each step of the stairs) / (derivative of thickness of thighs) = how many steps I need to stay behind to get the best look all the way up to the Golden Palace of the Himalayas.

Get on this, nerds!