State du Moi

I recently discovered we have a bathroom scale hidden away in our bathroom, so yesterday I pulled it out to weigh myself, but I since I'm blind as a bat I couldn't see what the number was, as it was six feet away from my eyes and the numbers are tiny.  So I bent down to get a closer look at it, which added pressure to the scale and made the needle jump, but I have no idea by how much.  I quickly straightened up and was blind to the number again.  So even with a scale, I have no idea how much I actually weigh.

Sigh.  Me...I'm really happening, aren't I?

SOLUTION:  Cool Pops said...

Digital camera. Take a picture of the reading on the scale. Try to avoid any Anthony Weiner-esque shots.

Genius!