Well, Well, Well.

This sexy chicken photo has been the talk of the town, even garnering an entire article about it in the New York Times.  Of course, all this is yet another motherfucker banking mad $crillah off something Xmastime's already done, a lá CHICKEN PORN.

I'm fucking suing everybody from now on.

(If you like my paranoid bits, check out the greatest riff ever on radio, Tom Scharpling's classic turn as Chubby Checker insisting grunge ripped him off.  Killer.)