Career Opportunity

I don't wanna pat myself on the back, you people know how humble I like to be, but I think companies should hire me to just hang out in their offices.  Hey, I'm always upbeat, I'm easy to be around, and you know I loves me a laugh.  I'd be in the breakroom, the cafe; if someone's particularly down they can request a pop-by at their cube.  I'm like a big shaggy dog - how stressed out or upset can you be when you see me bopping into the room?