As you know, I've seen a President and the Pope. I've met Jersey's own Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen (which you know I don't like to talk about.) I've talked to Mad Dog over the phone, and met Gordon Ramsay.
And now?
Now I've got a friend on Broadway - Gary!
Now, does this necessarily make me better than you? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? First of all, my clown show penis ALREADY made me better than you; this puts me way over the top.
You're welcome, World.
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