Apparently, they exist.
Now, I'm not saying being one makes a dude gay. But I am saying that being one means that he already was gay, and should not be marrying a woman.
Personally, as opposed to my incredibly-detailed-down-to-every-minute funeral, there's little I can imagine giving a shit about less than my wedding. The only things I remotely care about would be the:
1) Food: buffet-style only; sit-downs are always disappointing and stuffier
2) The music: oldies only
And with both of those, if my fianceé put up a fight for more than 3 seconds I'd cave, having lost what little interest I did have by the second.
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