Ideas. I Have Them

Since my food-as-porn addiction has made the leap from internet trolling to walking over to Foodtown and gawking at the prepared meals without planning on buying one, the equivalent to making the jump from YouPorn to a Live Girl Peep Show, I've decided I should do a Williamsburg Food Porn Walking Tour.  We'll start at Foodtown, the mosey over to the Bedford Cheese Shop and wind our way up and down Bedford Avenue, obviously finishing by standing in Kam Sing trying to figure out what the fuck they're doing in the kitchen.  Only $15 a head!

You're welcome, America.