The Brooklyn Neighborhood Power rankings are out, and it looks like Williamsburg has slipped to #5. First of all, calling it "Billyburg" isn't fucking helping things. Mostly, whoever put this thing together seems to be unaware that Williamsburg is the home of a certain someone who while hooking up with a girl and about to "kick things up a notch" was told by her that she had a boyfriend; to which he replied "yeah well, he ain't here, now is he?" and completed his formidable ministrations.
Heroes. THAT'S what great neighborhoods are made of, not affordable housing or cool restaurants,
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