UPDATE: OFICE CRUSH EMERGENCY ALERT UPGRADED TO "FUCKING BANANAS"!!!

Shit's really going fast now - I just got a wink and "thumbs up" from Office Pizza Crush, who for some reason was leaning against the wall watching me as I waited for something to print out...then I realized it wasn't Office Pizza Crush (I'm HALF blind) it was a completely different girl, whom I first met two weeks ago and with whom she was QUITE flirty and, with blurry vision, is a twin of Office Pizza Crush!!  Jesus Christ...I'M TURNING INTO FUCKING CATNIP OVER HERE!!!!!