Herman Cain Finally Says Something That Even Remotely Has Anything To Do with Reality

Whaddya know, he CAN make sense every once in a while:

“The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is,” he explained. “Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables!  Cain then explained that a real man would dismiss any pizza contaminated with vegetables as “a sissy pizza.”

Hey, it's like that old saying, "even a broken clock is right twice a day, and Herman Cain is a fucking retard."