An Open Letter to Match.com

Can we please just assume that everybody likes dogs?  Or at least nobody sees not clicking on "Likes dogs" as a dealbreaker?  How many more breathless notifications of "matches" can I get 'OHMYGOD SO AND SO LIKES DOGS, JUST LIKE YOU!!!  WE'VE FOUND YOUR PERFECT MATCH!!!!!!!!"  Yes professor, quite an impressive matching logorhtym you got there.  You cracked the code, you found the tiny subspecies of the population that like that little-known class of pets known as "dogs."