Thursday, November 03, 2011

An Open Letter to Women

Do not refer to your titties as "the girls."  They're orbs of flesh used for both of our pleasure be it in the breasts themselves or leading to other areas of stimulation.  They're not personalities; I'm not gnawing & pawing* at Regis & Kathie Lee, for fuck's sake.












* "gnawing & pawing" trademarked XMASTIME 2011 from his upcoming book How To Drive Your Woman to Somewhat Better than Unpleasant Expectations in Bed.

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