Will This Distract Us from Obama's War on Christmas?

Apparently, a few moments ago the Senate Judiciary Committee voted to approve the Respect of Marriage Act, in effect overturning the Defense of Marriage Act, aka the "It's Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve!" Act.

...the Respect for Marriage Act, which would repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) and allow the federal government to provide benefits to couples in same-sex marriages.

It goes without saying that Jesus and his scrappy, lovable sidekick Baby Jesus are beyond furious about this; meanwhile, I've noticed that over three years ago I invited readers to send me examples wherein gay people getting married had somehow ruined their own marriages, and here I am still waiting for the first one. Hmm.