In Case You've Lived in a Cave for the Last Two Decades

Here's a list of CELEBRITY COUPLES YOU DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED.

John Stamos was tapping Mrs. Xmastime Marlee Matlin??! FUCK YOU, Uncle Jessie!

Tho I'm pleased to be reminded that a person named Aaron Carter exists, so I can go down memory lane re: his batshit "reality" show.