Mitt Romney: Communist?

There's plenty to like or dislike about Mitt Romney, but in my mind THIS disqualifies him to be the President of the United States:

Romney apparently pulls the cheese off his pizza and the skin off his fried chicken, and he subsists most of the time on turkey breast, rice and broccoli.

What the fuck? Umm...hello? This is AMERICA - the only reason we take cheese off pizza and the skin off fried chicken is to then wrap the two into each other and deep-fry them together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  For fuck's sake. What's next - Mitt doesn't watch The Real Housewives of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Come the fuck on already.

America, Mitt. Love it or leave it, asshole!