Questions. I Have Them.

Why do women lie about their clothing size?  Just as men know to automatically double the number when a girl he's dating tells him how many dudes she's banged, women know that you're bullshitting and so automatically make the correct adjustment in their heads as to what your real size is.  Meanwhile, dudes have no idea what the number even means.  If you say "oh, she's a size 4," I have no earthly idea if you're talking about  Kate Moss at her heroin chic peak or Jabba the Hut.