8) Another fear is I can’t shave naked. I’m always terrified I’m gonna drop the razor and chop my dick off. Seems rational, no? Like it's a little guillotine, chop!On a side note, that Things Are Good have my classic "let 'em all be gay, more chicks for me" riff. You're welcome, Earth.
It’s not like I’m using this:
I am of course using this:
Reckon if I wanted to have my dick chopped off I'd get a girlfriend.*
* spoken by someone who hasn't had a girlfriend in1116 years. I AM SO ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Chop-Chop
Oh goody, I guess now you can have your dick chopped off by pizza. That's great. Thanks a fucking lot.Not really comforting for my fear of shacing naked:
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