Whitey

TNC points out an article claiming Mitt Romney is "the whitest man to run for president in recent memory."  I dunno - this claim to me is like calling someone the shortest of the midgets; while it's easy to caricature Romney as a poster boy for uber-whiteness, it's hard to really say that the other candidates are any "less white."   The rest of the current field isn't exactly reminding anyone of the Parliament Funkadelic, are they? In fact, if I had to pick the one candidate whom I'd bet would even be remotely comfortable attending a pancake supper at a black church, it'd be Rick "Niggerhead" Perry, so.