Xmastime Announcement

Inspired by the literary tradition that has given us alliterative classics such as Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility, I find myself finally ready to begin my masterpiece: Titties 'n Toilet Bowls.

You're welcome, Earth.

"As our enemies have found we can reason like friends, so now let us show whom amongst us left these godforsaken streaks in the bowl."