Congratulations, Ladies

Your chance for my intimacy may still come, as it turns out I might be more willing to settle for less!

But most shocking was how many of the single men wanted to settle down—and how willing they were to lower their standards to make that happen. A whopping 31 percent of adult men said they’d commit to a person they were not in love with—as long as as she had all the other attributes they were looking for in a mate—and 21 percent said they'd commit under those same circumstances to somebody they weren't sexually attracted to. The equivalent numbers for women were far lower.

It's like I always say: squirrels don't fist each other for no reason, Uncle Nuts!