Hey, If a Vagina Presented Itself To Me, I've LOVE To Fill It Up

THIS JERKOFF HERE wants to one-up Republicans when it comes to reproduction-only sex and make masturbation illegal:

"However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

While I have no fear of Federal Agents interrupting my next managé-a-moi with the Sears catalog, I'd highly suggest that the performers in the upcoming sequel to Cum-Drenched Tits be careful about what they get on tape.  Seriously, guys.