Lent.

As the world's newest Catholic I've decided to give something up for Lent, and have decided instead of eschewing mother/daughter threesomes for the next 6 weeks, I'm giving up...beer.  God what have I done?  The bodega around the corner will prolly go out of business. Let's hope it goes better than this:

I might have broken my no-beer rule, but I have no idea since I've been chugging vodka as if it was beer. Which has made me act even more of an asshole buffoon looney tune. So for the rest of my beer exile, no more booze either. Totally dry for two weeks. Ugh.

PS - As I'm typing this I see Rachel Ray's show today is dedicated to cocktails. "Raising the Bar." christ.