Please Sir, Can I Have...Fucking Anything, Asshole?

XMASTIME on July 22, 2010:

TCM'S LINEUP TODAY
A Christmas Carol
Great Expectations
Nicholas Nickleby
Oliver Twist
A Tale of Two Cities

I'm scrambling over to CNN - did Dickens die today?

Meanwhile, here we are on Dicken's 200th birthday, and TCM is showing nary a Dicken's flick today.  Wtf?

At least Google fucking gets it.