SOMEONE PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A 2X4

I somehow stumbled upon this show which I'd never heard of, and after 7 seconds I'm hopelessly addicted.  It's The Jersey Shore x that Jonathan Antin reality show from a coupla years ago - the booze in The Jersey Shore x the Victoria Gotti show with those asshole kids and fuck it, x The Jersey Shore again.  And somehow, there's an F. Scott Fitzgerald tie-in. HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!