Thursday, March 22, 2012

TV Vetter (Watching Horrible TV Shows So You Don't Have To)

BFF

This show is 22 minutes of what writers in tv land seem to think encompass all humans:

Men like chili! And walking around the house naked! And playing video games! And get annoyed with "lady stuff!" laying around the house!

Women are whacky!  And will upend their lives in a SECOND to move across country to curl up on the couch, watching Steel Magnolias over and over! And are so overwhelmed by their men ditching them they forget to wear bras and don't have clean underwear! Of course!

This show is so unfunny that after a few minutes I actually thought well, maybe it's not even a sitcom, but a drama. The guide told me otherwise. This thing is so shitty it took seven minutes in for the writers to say fuck it, let's plant a fat "sassy, oh no she di'nt!!" 9 year-old black girl on the stoop who somehow not only has a relationship with two white women in their thirties wherein they freely hurl insults to each other, but apparently did as far back as three eyars ago as a 6 year-old as well. Of course.


REDEEMABLE QUALITIES: None. Zero.

I will not be watching another episode of this, you're on your own.

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