I just realized an apple I bought this morning cost $2. $2! FOR A FUCKING APPLE! It was the fucking bodega on the NE corner of Bedford & North 7th. $2 for a fucking apple might be more egregious than $7.00 for this goddam sandwich....am I gonna hafta put this place outta business too?! Has an apple ever cost so much since Adam used one to try to peep under Eve's fig leaf? "YEah? Well I got news for you baby, I AM the last man left on this planet!"
XMASTIMERS, UNITE! SWARM, SWARM!
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