- While in line at the grocery store I saw one of those "save a kid with polio for a quarter" things, or Jerry's kids, whatever; I said fuck it, slotted in a quarter. "You, sir," I said to myself, "are a goddam hero."
- Hours later realized I was missing a $10 bill, decided I must've pulled it out and dropped it while paying the cashier and smarmily congratulating myself for being such an amazing philanthropist. "It's because you were patting yourself on the back, you fucking asshole! You suck!"
- Not only found the $10 bil, but another $1 I hadn't realized I'd had!
Sigh.
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