Dear Cinemax:

If you're gonna run a Jaws marathon of all four movies, you have to do them in reverse order so we have something to look forward to.  For fuck's sake, you don't start out with doggy-style and end with a hand-job. Grrrr. For fuck's sake, in the original he's eating Quint; by Jaws IV he's eating out Mrs. Brody (and quite well, I might add.)

I mean, come the fuck on with that shit already.

I remain,
XMASTIME