Free Office Pizza Friday Update

Over the course of 4 hours I've had 5 1/2 slices and am about to throw up; I am now allowed to look at a picture of a sprig of parsley and drink 900 cups of water for the rest of the day. AND THERE'S STILL A SHIT-TON OF PIZZA IN THE CAFE DAMMIT!! Aren't you people getting what might happen?!?!!?

In the words of the guy in the beginning of Teen Wolf who scores most of the team's whopping 12 points: "Come on guys, I can't do it all out there!"