Goals. I Have Them

I wanna get so rich I own a baseball team - not a Major League team, but a minor league one so I can have more fun. "Women with Double-D's get in free" nights, or if you can wrestle me to the ground during the 7th-inning stretch your ticket's free, etc. Fried Chicken Night: bring me your fried chicken, and the one I like best gets in free. "7 Minutes in Heaven Night with the Owner."

Oh, I have plenty of ideas.