I Give Up

Via Collecting Children's Books we see that last year's book I wish I had written has had some changes, starting with the name:

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep. 

has been changed to

The cats nestle close to their kittens,
The lambs have lain down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please, just this once, go to sleep.

I mean, what the fudge - THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE BOOK WAS THE CUSSING!!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell. I no longer wanna be a part of this fucking Earth.