I Mean Wtf, right?

It's 1:34pm, and none of my Office Crushes has commented on my snappy new haircut. Playing hardball, are we girls? Has none of you figured out that dropping just one compliment may vault you to the front of the line here? (Chunky Crush, you of all people should be using any edge you can to your advantage.) Jesus, now I'm starting to wonder if any of you has the savvy to carry on a completely one-sided relationship that doesn't exist. Grow up, girls.