Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Manny Tapes

Conversations you have with a 5 1/2 year-old:

Me: What movie did you watch?
The Short Bus: The Magic Bus.

Me: Oh yeah, what's that about?
The Short Bus: A bus that's magic.

Grrr.

The Short Bus: I want an ice cream cone.
Me: Sorry buddy, I don't have any money on me.
The Short Bus: Why? Are you poor?




"Hahahaha! Poor people suck, you stupid shit!"

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