Oh, Brownie

Two years ago I took a break from a mother/daughter threesome to write:

Scott Brown will torch Fenway while sucking Derek Jeter's dick before he gives up his seat in the Senate. 

And today we find out Brown is under fire for taking $crillah from the Yankees:

Brown last month took the maximum $2,500 from Randy Levine, the president of the New York Yankees, according to newly released campaign finance records. “We’re happy to accept Randy Levine’s donation,” said Brown campaign spokesman Colin Reed.

This is the second strike for Brown in as many weeks on the Red Sox. Last week, he ran a radio ad touting that he stood up to political opponents who wanted to move the Red Sox out of historic Fenway Park. But as it turns out, Brown was one of those people, trying to arrange a meeting to move the team.

“What’s next, a Derek Jeter endorsement?” the Herald asked.