6) I’m glad the space shuttle finally made it off the launching pad. This fucking thing can hold 50,000 tons of shit, blasts off with 12 gazillion pounds of pressure psi, immediately hits 28,000 mph and OH NO NO!!!....it might rain later on, so we better scratch the liftoff. Wtf? Not very impressive, assholes. The post office builds its credo on walking around delivering the mail in sleet and hail, yet NASA can’t shoot this fucker through the atmosphere for 1 minute. - XMASTIMETrue to character even when not under it's own power, the Space Shuttle can't make it to NYC because it might fucking rain. I mean camon, get the fuck outta here with that shit already. Grrrr.
Sigh. At least my gay dudes riff was great in that Things Are Good post.
"OTHER hole, Magellan."
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