Opening Day Fever!

One of Op's interns accidentally stumbled into saying something right (probably after some tainted wolf nipple chips) and predicts thusly:

summers easiest bet: yanks lose 2/3 in tampa. wfan simmers. just barely under 500 at memorial day. wfan erupts. win al east.

Remember, peoples, it's a long fucking season.

Also: Xmastime green-wth-envy mukluks to the guy at the Daily News yesterday who wrote the uber-snarky METS ATOP NL EAST; MAGIC NUMBER DOWN TO 161 headline. Zingah!!!!!!!!