The Sistatime! Chronicles

Driving from the church after the baptism of our goddaughter I dropped an f-bomb, to which Sistatime! yelled at me "Godammit, you can't say that word on God's day!!" I tried to explain to her that while God couldn't care less about the word "fuck" what SHE said actually broke a Commandment, but she was still fuming with embarrassment over my trying to put a dollar bill into the collection plate. "This isn't 1988, goddammit!"