Whenever I overhear people talking about the outrageous costs of sending their children to school I silently thank God I never had any kids. Then it occurs to me that those things over the years that prevented me from meeting a woman willing to be my mate (the mountains of french fries and egg foo young, the rivers of Colt 45, and the lost income due to staring out the window dreaming about rainbows and puppies like an idiot) probably add up to the same dollar figure, if not more.
Sigh. Me - I'm really happening, aren't I?
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