Thing I Am Miffed About Aujourd-hui

My Nixon riff has never caught on as a viral meme. I mean, come the fuck on already.

She Loads Up On Breadsticks Before the Pizza Comes? 

Bride's Headlights On When She  Gets Out of the Car At Westminster Abbey?

- During Reading, the Bride's Brother Mentions His Album Drops Next Tuesday on iTunes? 

10 Years Burning Down the Road? Nowhere to Run? Ain't Got Nowhere to Go?

 

"You Mean the Pretty Boy Who Made Me Look Bad in the Debates? What Just Happened in Dallas?"